Baby-faced Ah-Beng
Today I met a very good-looking guy while doing my laundry!!! *hana hana* Chinese of course! He's soo cute! Long hair (slightly above shoulder), baby face, dimpled grin and a good boy, he looks more like a kakkoi johnny's jr than a normal shuai ge... Sigh~ So you can imagine all the little flowers starting to bloom on top of my head. *grinz*
BUT!
Ah, here's where the 'but' come in, the moment, the very moment this jr-lookalike cute shuai ge opened his mouth........ All my little flowers withered within 3 seconds and died! (T^T) Oh dear, with such a good-looking BABY face, his voice is SOOOOO.... deep and coarse and rough and ah-beng like and whatever.... It's really, really, really bad!!! Sigh~~~~~ No wonder people says no-one is perfect!
And the worst thing is, when he took off his jacket to throw into laundry machine. I almost faint! There's no nudity here to censor lah~ He got a tatoo on his forgot-which-side of his arm, it's not those small fashion kind of tatoo but a BIG and hard-core ah beng/loan shark/hei she hui type kinda tatoo!! Eeeekks~~~!! Now my little flowers can't even recarnate for the next shuai ge le.... *sob sob*
Ahh, why can't he be two persons instead?! His voice and tatoo REALLY don't match his dimpled baby face!!! :(